Memorial day

So... while I was searching in vain for the delicious free popcorn at the recreation center, which was closed (the rec center not the popcorn, of which there wasn't any), I studied the bright blue sky --- then it quite suddenly occurred to me --- there is volumes of shit floating around in the air this time of year. All loose like --- drifting here and there, to and fro. I'm guessing that this material --- regardless of origin and content is inhaled by millions of people and gets lodged in their breathing apparatus and over time can become an irritant --- causing the nose to excrete mucus which might initiate an awful cough --- depending on the severity and amount of dripping. Phlegm... What a great word.

This got me to thinking and after some investigation --- found out that most of the material comes from trees. Yes trees. People don't even know that they are breathing it in --- i watched a bunch of them breathing in and out --- i was asked to stop but i persisted. The police insisted that i stop and i did --- but i had seen enough. If i were a terrorist, you know one of those terrorist guys --- that live in the caves and always seem to look good in white and carry big rifles all the time because they probably have very small penises? I would invent a tree that produced a spore or pollen that didn't just make your nose runny --- but killed you dead on the spot. Makes sense right? They could kill millions of people all before the Fourth of July. Good for them good for holiday travelers. Less traffic. They could give them free of charge to Arbor Day fanatics who would plant them everywhere like Johnny Appleseed did with apples.

Johnny Appleseed was in all actuality some fellow named John Chapman a nurseryman who set up orchards throughout Indiana and Ohio back in the olden days, suffered from Marfan syndrome and never got married because he "distrusted" women. I think he was most likely a homosexual and changed his name to Appleseed because well, it seems gay to me.

So yeah, a killer tree, devised by our enemies to kill millions --- I suppose someone could poison the free popcorn but the rec center wasn't open...